To: Kirby Hocutt A.D.
In light of the decision to fire Randy Shannon as football coach of the Hurricanes, and the rumors of Jon Gruden, filling the position, I would like to help you by offering my services as your NEW HEAD FOOTBALL COACH. My salary can be negotiated later, but here is my Coaching Staff:
Offensive Coordinator: @TheRealPSJ
Defensive Coordinator and DB Coach: @InTheBleachers
Wide Receivers Coach: @Mengus22
QB Coach: @Kodysportskornr
Head of Recruiting: @KegsnEggs
Director Of Scouting: @thunderingBlurb
Legal Council: @gbdawkins and @andrewsalser
Team Travel Advisor: @OneGreatSeason
Special Advisor To The Head Coach: @jerseyMikeJr
I have assembled THE FINEST minds in College Football here, we will accept Nothing less than a National Championship in under 3 years. I thank you for your time.
Your New Head Football Coach,
LSUChadP (I mean Hurricane ChadP)
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